I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
i used baking grease as lip gloss
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
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