is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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