I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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