Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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