but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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