He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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