This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
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I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
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Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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