Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
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I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
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Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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