I want to stick my p in your. b.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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