he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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