No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
You're like the curious george of whores
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
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