also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
barbara walters just said penis...
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Blood and glitter go together right?
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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