Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Randomize
