I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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