David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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