Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
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