your room smells of hookers.
And success
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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