Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
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Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
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I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?