jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
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I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
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I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic