chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
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So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
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