why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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