i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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