I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
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I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
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You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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