I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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