ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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