six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
where does the pee come out of this thing
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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