I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
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his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
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Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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