I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
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this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
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I'm determined to sit on that face.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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