Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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