No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
