Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
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No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
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Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
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