shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
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I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
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just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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