worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
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No I am not eating basil off your cock
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
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He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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