i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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