Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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