So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
you will always have a special place in my vag
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
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I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
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Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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