Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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