does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
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she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
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Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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