Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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