Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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