You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
She is in my trunk
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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