He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
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I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
We just shotgunned beers for America
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
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So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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