bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Those nachos came to me in a dream
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
