He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
This toilet bowl is my home.
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