i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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