i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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