If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Randomize
