none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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