It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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