I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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