I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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