Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
Randomize
