The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
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