Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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