Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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