I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
honey bunches of taint.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
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hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
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We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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